Sorry but it reminds me of this:
A guy visits his doctor and complains that he is experiencing bad flatulence although thankfully silent and without any odour. (In fact the guy let’s rip several times with the doctor not as much as raising an eyebrow)
The doctor prescribed him some pills and asks him to return in a week.
On his return the doctor enquired how the pills are working out for him?
The guy informs the doctor that they have made things worse.
“Hmmmmm worse !!! How so ?” “
Well” says the guy “not only do I still have flatulence and thankfully still completely odourless, but unfortunately they are no longer silent and I’m trumpeting like a freight train”.
“Well” says the doctor “it seems we have cured your hearing loss and we now just have to remedy your blocked sinuses.
Hmmmmm Celery you say…….