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My next door neighbor is a doctor and she told me that I have O.C.D.(OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER),but I told her I disagree, I have CDO, I prefer the letters in alphabetical order.
 
2020 has been a really strange year.

The Jags won a game!
 
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Those towel rolls always grossed me out, even pre-covid, but what grosses me out even more is air-blasting hand dryers. They're still all over the place, still in use. I can't believe they haven't all been removed. Blows every germ and virus into the air from hands and everywhere else in public bathrooms. Revolting. Yech.
 
I once made the mistake of telling an OCD woman I was dating that joke. Took quite a while to recover from that little faux pas.
menzies said:
My next door neighbor is a doctor and she told me that I have O.C.D.(OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER),but I told her I disagree, I have CDO, I prefer the letters in alphabetical order.
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Back when "The National Party" was called "The Country Party" because it (allegedly) represented rural interests, A Country Party member was addressing Parliament and observed that his colleague X, was a "well known Country Member". He was interrupted by a chorus of response from the opposing Party saying "Yes, we remember".
I`m not entirely sure I understood it but you might.
 
Wonderful English from:
Cocktail Lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
Doctor's Office, Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
Dry Cleaners, Bangkok: DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.
On the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi: TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.
On a poster at Kencom: ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP.
In a City restaurant: OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.
In a Cemetery: PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS, FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.
Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations: GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE, OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS, IN BED.
On the menu of a Swiss Restaurant: OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.
In a Tokyo Bar: SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.
Hotel, Yugoslavia: THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
Hotel, Japan: YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
In the lobby of a Moscow Hotel, across from a Russian Orthodox Monastery: YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY, WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY, EXCEPT THURSDAY.
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE, THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT, UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.
Hotel, Zurich: BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.
Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand: WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?
Airline ticket office, Copenhagen: WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.
A Laundry in Rome: LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND THEN SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.
And finally, the all-time classic, Seen in an Abu Dhabi Souk shop window: IF THE FRONT IS CLOSED, PLEASE ENTER THROUGH MY BACKSIDE.





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BruceK said:
Back when "The National Party" was called "The Country Party" because it (allegedly) represented rural interests, A Country Party member was addressing Parliament and observed that his colleague X, was a "well known Country Member". He was interrupted by a chorus of response from the opposing Party saying "Yes, we remember".
I`m not entirely sure I understood it but you might.
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Ha! [emoji16]
 
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BruceK said:
Back when "The National Party" was called "The Country Party" because it (allegedly) represented rural interests, A Country Party member was addressing Parliament and observed that his colleague X, was a "well known Country Member". He was interrupted by a chorus of response from the opposing Party saying "Yes, we remember".
I`m not entirely sure I understood it but you might.
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Ummmmmmmmmmmm. I’m sitting on my boat, just me and the dog in Friday Harbor, half a bottle of wine in, reading this and just delayed laughed at the joke. The dog looked at me like I was an idiot. Starting to think she’s smarter than I thought.
 
ghost said:
Ummmmmmmmmmmm. I’m sitting on my boat, just me and the dog in Friday Harbor, half a bottle of wine in, reading this and just delayed laughed at the joke. The dog looked at me like I was an idiot. Starting to think she’s smarter than I thought.
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Wifey B: And she's starting to think you're dumber than she thought. :rofl:

j/k
 

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Special effects are simply Great!
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Yes, practical effects have always added that extra dimension of fun and magic.

We are running out of old-school studio trained specialists in physical special effects. :(
 
KnotYet said:
Yes, practical effects have always added that extra dimension of fun and magic.

We are running out of old-school studio trained specialists in physical special effects. :(
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Some of the falls Buster and others in the film took were "crunching"... to be sure. Doubt there were stunt doubles in that play.

Love the feelings of actual boat's distress they had throughout. Betcha most scenes were on a one shot basis.

The set-roadies had to work hard to attain true-feelings of the many things happening.

Plan to show the film to wife this weekend. Quite the classic! Them days are GONE... Forever!!! Matter O' Fact, so is today... come midnight - LOL
 
BruceK a friend of mine was a college professor. When students visited his office they couldn’t help but notice that he had the book “Anger Management “ on his desk. The book had a bullet hole in it.
 
Science has finally discovered the main cause of dry skin:
Towels.
 
How about this?
 

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