Here's Your Sign

[Alaskan Sea-Duction]

From Power and Motor Yacht.

I got a big laugh out of this. How true some of these items are!!

Which one has happened to you? LOL


https://www.powerandmotoryacht.com/column/inside-angle-heres-your-sign

 

[ancora]

Another sign of a newbie: referring to "knots per hour."

 

[Lollygag1]

HaHa, lets add more.
First time my daughters boyfriend used the head he did not realize there was a foot pump and mistakenly turned the shower on. I told him that it was a bidet.

 

[GoneFarrell]

It's port or starboard, not left or right.

 

[Lollygag1]

Honey toss me that rope

 

[RT Firefly]

Salon...

 

[menzies]

There but for the grace of God....

 

[GFC]

I have the right to remain silent.
Anything I say can and will be used against me on TF
If I cannot afford the time or money to learn how to properly use a boat
I should leave the damn thing docked until I do.

 

[EngNate]

"OK,.., do you have a right or left hand propeller? I don't know. OK,.. when you put it in reverse, which way does the stern go? Backwards!"

 

[hmason]

Kids sitting with their feet hanging over the bow. While underway.

 

[High Wire]

Nothing screams “I am in compliance with all laws” than a flying the Jolly Roger.

 

[Alaskan Sea-Duction]

Kids sitting with their feet hanging over the bow. While underway.

And none of them are wearing PFDs...

 

[Lollygag1]

3 gallons to 1 booze to fuel ratio.