Sailor of Fortune
Guru
If Bill keeps getting into mischief, we may have to quarantine him.....
If Bill keeps getting into mischief, we may have to quarantine him.....
I “quickly” shuffled past them, figuring maskless nurse was likely infected. She actually probably isn’t, but I ain’t taking any chances.
i might take a chance depending upon her beauty and sweet.
Send picture and contact information.
I might take a chance depending upon her beauty and sweet.
Send her recent picture and contact information.
Next time I’m out doing the shuffle I’ll get a long distance pic. [emoji40]
My lovely wife said she is quarantining me when I get home just to be safe. She takes care of her 80 yo dad with bad copd, so she absolutely can’t afford to get infected with covid.
Hey Bill. I was trying to think who that Nurse Flotmyer reminded me of, and then it came to me. Remember that movie “Misery” with Kathy Bates and James Caan?
Redirect Notice
Bill: Yesterday, during your appendectomy, the Admiral witnessed me suffering from abdominal cramps which she deducted must be sympathetic pains for my friend, Bill. Today, however, when I suggested that you must surely be the provocation for my subsequent (massive) posterior expressions of methane into our compressed, quarantined environment, she insists that there is no such thing as “sympathetic gas”.
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Silver lining is, first sign of CV is loss of sense of smell. Keep it up, the Admiral doesn`t complain it`s time to test. That`s if you`ve not been booted out or had a cork inserted beforehand.Bill: Yesterday, during your appendectomy, the Admiral witnessed me suffering from abdominal cramps which she deducted must be sympathetic pains for my friend, Bill. Today, however, when I suggested that you must surely be the provocation for my subsequent (massive) posterior expressions of methane into our compressed, quarantined environment, she insists that there is no such thing as “sympathetic gas”.
In Vietnam they are closing hospitals
Had a good friend go through the same 2 summers ago...
Good luck, my friends experience was bad...not horrible...thankfully.
That a joke?? If not... why are they closing???
No joke at all. The hospitals are full of people with the virus and have no more room for patients.