Planning World War III
WORLD WAR III
IN THE PLANNING STAGES
Former President Bush and VP Cheney are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman,
'Isn't that Bush and Cheney sitting over there?'
The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'
So the guy walks over and says,
'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?'
Bush says, 'We're planning WW III.'
The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'
Cheney says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big boobs.'
The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big boobs? Why kill a blonde with big boobs?'
Cheney turns to Bush and says,
'See, I told you, no one gives a crap about the 140 million Muslims.
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