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Old 09-21-2012, 07:34 AM   #61
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Old 09-21-2012, 12:54 PM   #62
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A COWBOY TOMBSTONE: Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah.

He died not knowing that he would win the "Coolest Headstone" contest.


FIVE RULES FOR MENTO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
1.. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.
2.. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3.. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.
4.. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.
5.. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.
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Good one! Thanks. Copied and sent to my merchant mariner son and his merchant mariner buddies as well as to my local yachtie friends. Doesn't apply to me of course.
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Old 09-27-2012, 01:12 AM   #64
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Old 09-27-2012, 09:07 AM   #65
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Is that a cow, wearing BLING???

Only in America.
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If you notice, so is the pig...
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Must be Democrats on public assistance.
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Old 09-27-2012, 01:23 PM   #68
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Must be Democrats on public assistance.

Is there anything we can't politicize? NFL refs and now, one of my favorites, bacon cheeseburgers.

I may have to go fire up the grill!
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Old 10-13-2012, 01:07 PM   #69
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> Love Story > > > > I will seek and find you. > > I shall take you to bed > and have my way with you. > > I will make you ache, shake > & sweat until you moan & groan. > > I will make you beg for mercy, > beg for me to stop. > > I will exhaust you to the point that you > will be relieved when I'm finished with you. > > And, when I am finished, > you will be weak for days. > > All my love, > > > > The Flu > > Now get your mind > > out of the gutter > > and go get your > > flu shot! >







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Had mine, but I think that it may have had me as I have had flu like symptoms since.
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Beware of pigs wearing bling. It can only wind up badly.
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Just listen to this voice mail account of an automobile accident!!!


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Goes to show that perspective is everything.
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For us conny-sewers....

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Must be a Maine wine.
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Nope bottled right here in North Carolina. Right next to Billy Bob's home made Peach Schnapps still.
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I buy wines strictly by the coolness of their labels.

My favorites: Red Truck (White Truck not so much - good pic/bad wine)
Middle Sister Rebel,
Smoking Loon.

I'll have to give Doublewide a try.

I can't remember any more right now.
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