Alaskan Sea-Duction
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Boat Rule # 8
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The friendliest place on the web for anyone who enjoys boating.
If you have answers, please help by responding to the unanswered posts.
If you have answers, please help by responding to the unanswered posts.
Crusty Chief
Guru
I just make them up as I go!
I do that also. 
mbevins
Guru
No guest shall be found anywhere near the master stateroom head.
CWO KPM
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- Evangeline
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- 35" Flybridge Sedan Senator
Always carry a knife, unless TSA says no. Then buy one on arrival [emoji41]
HenryD
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- Seven Tenths (sold)
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Rule # 1 - Nobody gets hurt
Rule #2 - The Admiral is always right
Rule # 3 - People in, Water out
Rule # 4 - If we both do not say YES, that must mean NO
Rule # 5 - Mother Nature has the final say on weather
Rule #2 - The Admiral is always right
Rule # 3 - People in, Water out
Rule # 4 - If we both do not say YES, that must mean NO
Rule # 5 - Mother Nature has the final say on weather
thanks for reminding me to buy a new one.
kchace
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- Shalloway
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- Defever 44, twin Perkins
Rule #1 - The captain is always right.
Rule #2 - if the captain is wrong, refer to rule #1
Rule #3 - Keep the water out.
Rule #4 - If the water gets in, get it out as quickly and reliably as possible.
Rule #5 - Invitees must bring more beer than they will consume.
Rule #6 - Don't try to "help" unless the captain asks.
Rule #7 - Don't touch any knobs, switches or instruments.
Rule #8 - Persons other than the Captain and Admiral are allowed to clean the boat.
Rule #9 - Have fun.
Rule #2 - if the captain is wrong, refer to rule #1
Rule #3 - Keep the water out.
Rule #4 - If the water gets in, get it out as quickly and reliably as possible.
Rule #5 - Invitees must bring more beer than they will consume.
Rule #6 - Don't try to "help" unless the captain asks.
Rule #7 - Don't touch any knobs, switches or instruments.
Rule #8 - Persons other than the Captain and Admiral are allowed to clean the boat.
Rule #9 - Have fun.
RT Firefly
Enigma
Greetings,
Rule#....MY "residence" starts at my gunwale while YOU are on the dock. NOT at the aft saloon door. Knock on hull.
Rule#....MY "residence" starts at my gunwale while YOU are on the dock. NOT at the aft saloon door. Knock on hull.
Capt.Bill11
Guru
Rule # Your phone will always ring just as your approaching the dock.
healhustler
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Dagnamit Bill, if that ain't the truth.
markpierce
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Simply don't answer until you are dock-secured. That is if you are not a 911 operator.
78puget-trawler
Guru
I am the Captain, and I have my wife's permission to say so! Not sure what number it is...
Keep yer damn feet off the varnish!
Keep yer damn feet off the varnish!
78puget-trawler
Guru
It its worth doing once, its worth doing twice!
We may be slow, but we're expensive.
We may be slow, but we're expensive.
CWO KPM
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Never let the smoke out! All the magic goes with it.
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