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Greetings,
Re: Post #150.
Re: Post #150.
Two cows
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The friendliest place on the web for anyone who enjoys boating.
If you have answers, please help by responding to the unanswered posts.
If you have answers, please help by responding to the unanswered posts.
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Guess I better get my ducks in a row.
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I guess I'm just not a one-trick pony
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
Because they lactose.
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That's one of the best yet.
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Does that make me the top dog or lead horse? lol
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This thread reminded me about Gateway Computers and their cow-themed logos, boxes, etc. Remeber when?
https://media.marketrealist.com/brand-img/6jFppXHgR/2160x1131/gateway-box-1649441756652.jpg
https://media.marketrealist.com/brand-img/6jFppXHgR/2160x1131/gateway-box-1649441756652.jpg
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This whole thread has been a bunch of bull.
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If you've heard this bull before, is that Deja Moo?
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Greetings,
Just imagine. 163 posts on female bovines. Who gnu? (OK not technically a bovine but she looks like one).
Just imagine. 163 posts on female bovines. Who gnu? (OK not technically a bovine but she looks like one).
ronobrien
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Hey! Don't crow about it.
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lol
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Greetings,
Just imagine. 163 posts on female bovines. Who gnu? (OK not technically a bovine but she looks like one).
Seems like you're just monkeying around with this thread.
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Regarding RT, you can't teach an old dog new tricks. He's somewhat of a one-trick pony!
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Greetings,
Mr. b. "...a one-trick pony!" Really? Hmmm....
Mr. b. "...a one-trick pony!" Really? Hmmm....
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Greetings,
Mr. b. "...a one-trick pony!" Really? Hmmm....
Tastes like chicken.
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I think RT is trying to get my goat!
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Try spoonerising "one trick pony". A radio man here had a panel operator called Tony...he did it, once.
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Is this thread finally extinct? I assumed it would continue till the cows come home. Speaking of which....
What does a cow say to its calf when it gets dark outside?
It's pasture bedtime!
What does a cow say to its calf when it gets dark outside?
It's pasture bedtime!
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Cows With Guns!
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Oh my I’m really moooooved. Those cows and their Second Amoooondment get me pumped. Great way to start the weekend.
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Good one! Reminded me of this clip, especially starting at 1:55, although the whole clip is great if you have the time.
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OK So an FDA inspector goes to a farm and tells the farmer that he needs to inspect the farm. The farmer says "Sure, just don't go in that field over there." The FDA guy gets irritated and says "YOU SEE THIS BADGE? IT MEANS I GO WHERE I WANT." Farmer says OK. A while later the FDA guy is running across the field being chased by the farmers prize bull, screaming "HELP, HELP!!" The farmer yells back "YOUR BADGE, SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE."
