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Originally Posted by Al
Sunday school teacher is teaching a young class. She introduces the topic by stating,
"Today the subject is the Resurrection. Does anybody know about the Resurrection?"
A small hand from the back of the room rises. "Yes" the teacher acknowledges the hand,
"If it last more than four hours you suppose to call a doctor"
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My favorite way to have gotten detention in catholic school was to ask "if you can show me where Jesus ever said "Holy Days of Obligation" then I'll go to some random mass. Conveniently the trip to the office did, in fact, get me out mass that morning.