Two cows

phillippeterson · Apr 18, 2022

What are two cows arguing about if it doesn't even matter?

Gdavid · Apr 18, 2022

Udder confusion?

phillippeterson · Apr 18, 2022

Gdavid said:
Udder confusion?

Well done! I was thinking a "moooooot point."

phillippeterson · Apr 18, 2022

Where does a cow take a cow on a first date?

Gdavid · Apr 18, 2022

phillippeterson said:
Where does a cow take a cow on a first date?

Harbor chat but probably gets lost on the way.

jleonard · Apr 18, 2022

phillippeterson said:
Where does a cow take a cow on a first date?

A calfe?

sunchaser · Apr 18, 2022

phillippeterson said:
Where does a cow take a cow on a first date?

Mooseum

phillippeterson · Apr 18, 2022

sunchaser said:
Mooseum

and the second date would be to the "mooooovies."

phillippeterson · Apr 18, 2022

What do you call a cow who is always bumming money off you?

CaptTom · Apr 18, 2022

I read the title and had a flashback to the early days of home computers.

There was a software vendor by that name, Two Cows.

Hadn't thought about them in decades!

Gdavid · Apr 18, 2022

phillippeterson said:
What do you call a cow who is always bumming money off you?

An ungrateful Moooooooch

O C Diver · Apr 18, 2022

CaptTom said:
I read the title and had a flashback to the early days of home computers.

There was a software vendor by that name, Two Cows.

Hadn't thought about them in decades!

Yes, I was wondering. Frankly I think the title was a bum steer. :hide:

Ted

Gdavid · Apr 18, 2022

O C Diver said:
Yes, I was wondering. Frankly I think the title was a bum steer.

Ted

Well done

AlaskaProf · Apr 18, 2022

phillippeterson said:
Where does a cow take a cow on a first date?

a gay bar? :socool:

Eagle Pursuit · Apr 18, 2022

Is it possible to block a thread…?

Alaskan Sea-Duction · Apr 18, 2022

Great exercise for the brain!

Mooooolicious

Brisyboy · Apr 18, 2022

This thread feels like a pat down

Portage_Bay · Apr 18, 2022

Beware. Don't offend the cows.

Cows with guns

phillippeterson · Apr 18, 2022

Alaskan Sea-Duction said:
Great exercise for the brain!

Mooooolicious

What do you call a cow that's happy. Then sad. Then happy. Then sad?

AlaskaProf · Apr 18, 2022

O C Diver said:
Yes, I was wondering. Frankly I think the title was a bum steer.

Ted

A no-bull endeavor!

phillippeterson · Apr 19, 2022

phillippeterson said:
What do you call a cow that's happy. Then sad. Then happy. Then sad?

moooooody

phillippeterson · Apr 19, 2022

Alaskan Sea-Duction said:
Great exercise for the brain!

What does a cow order at a Chinese restaurant?

AlaskaProf · Apr 19, 2022

phillippeterson said:
What does a cow order at a Chinese restaurant?

Moooshu tofu?

Mooo gu gai-pan? vegan, of course.

phillippeterson · Apr 19, 2022

AlaskaProf said:
Moooshu tofu?

Mooo gu gai-pan? vegan, of course.

Of course !!

phillippeterson · Apr 19, 2022

What is a cow's slang word for money ?

Wayfarer · Apr 19, 2022

phillippeterson said:
What is a cow's slang word for money ?

What is Moolah, Alex?

phillippeterson · Apr 20, 2022

What is a cow riding when he says "ciao?"

kthoennes · Apr 20, 2022

A Vespa moootorcycle?

Unclematt · Apr 20, 2022

Ma Moo Mia this is utterly silly

phillippeterson · Apr 20, 2022

Unclematt said:
Ma Moo Mia this is utterly silly

Awesome !!

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