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Old 04-18-2022, 09:19 AM   #1
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Two cows

What are two cows arguing about if it doesn't even matter?
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Old 04-18-2022, 09:32 AM   #2
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Udder confusion?
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Old 04-18-2022, 09:34 AM   #3
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Udder confusion?
Well done! I was thinking a "moooooot point."
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Where does a cow take a cow on a first date?
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Where does a cow take a cow on a first date?
Harbor chat but probably gets lost on the way.
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Old 04-18-2022, 09:44 AM   #6
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Where does a cow take a cow on a first date?
A calfe?
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Mooseum
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and the second date would be to the "mooooovies."
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What do you call a cow who is always bumming money off you?
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I read the title and had a flashback to the early days of home computers.


There was a software vendor by that name, Two Cows.


Hadn't thought about them in decades!
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What do you call a cow who is always bumming money off you?

An ungrateful Moooooooch
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There was a software vendor by that name, Two Cows.


Hadn't thought about them in decades!
Yes, I was wondering. Frankly I think the title was a bum steer.

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Yes, I was wondering. Frankly I think the title was a bum steer.

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a gay bar?
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This thread feels like a pat down
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Great exercise for the brain!

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What do you call a cow that's happy. Then sad. Then happy. Then sad?
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