Two cows

[phillippeterson]

A Vespa moootorcycle?

You get an A+. For extra credit you would have to answer "moooooped."

 

[Unclematt]

I would sound stuuuuuped answering moooooped. Utterly stuuuuuped.

 

[phillippeterson]

I would sound stuuuuuped answering moooooped. Utterly stuuuuuped.

Udderly. ( you got caught out by spell check. )

 

[phillippeterson]

What do you call a cow that is a complete idiot?

 

[Unclematt]

A Moooron

 

[kthoennes]

If you invite a cow to your home for hors d’oeuvres, what two items do you put on the crackers?

 

[bnoft]

This thread is pure bull sh..

 

[Fixin to]

What do you call a cow with no legs?

 

[Pieyed47]

If you do not post here YOU ARE A COW-ARD....

 

[phillippeterson]

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Why bother? She can't come anyways.

 

[phillippeterson]

If you invite a cow to your home for hors d’oeuvres, what two items do you put on the crackers?

Chick-fi-la and soy cheese?

 

[Fixin to]

Ground beef

 

[TowLou]

Ice cream

 

[BruceK]

Cowaramup, a town in Western Australia. Cow effigies everywhere:

 

[kthoennes]

No! Moooonster and moooozerella cheese!

 

[backinblue]

Really? Dad jokes now?

 

[Miz Trom]

I have a feeling I've seen this thread before.


Deja Moo.

 

[phillippeterson]

No! Moooonster and moooozerella cheese!

excellent. Well said.

 

[ronobrien]

What do you call a cow that's happy. Then sad. Then happy. Then sad?

Moooooooody.

 

[phillippeterson]

What is a cow's favorite Herman Melville novel?

 

[kthoennes]

That's way too easy.

 

[phillippeterson]

That's way too easy.

Okay then. What's a cow's favorite cult?

 

[ronobrien]

Okay then. What's a cow's favorite cult?

The Moooonies. Reverend Sung Yung Moon

 

[phillippeterson]

What is a cow's favorite Herman Melville novel?

That's way too easy.

Okay then. What's a cow's favorite cult?

The Moooonies. Reverend Sung Yung Moon

Dang. I guess TF'ers are way smarter than the average monkey.

 

[ronobrien]

Only the average monkeys

 

[kthoennes]

What Mozart composition is the most beloved among cows worldwide?

 

[AlaskaProf]

What Mozart composition is the most beloved among cows worldwide?

Canon in B flat for 6 Voices, K. 231 ?

 

[ronobrien]

What Mozart composition is the most beloved among cows worldwide?

His 5th moooovement?

 

[kthoennes]

Canon in B flat for 6 Voices, K. 231 ?

Oh for pete's sake, here I'm tryin to elevate the calibre of this repartee and instead we get (almost literally!) bathroom humor. I'm back in the boys room in middle school. And poor Salieri is still spinning in his grave about that one.

 

[AlaskaProf]

Oh for pete's sake, here I'm tryin to elevate the calibre of this repartee ...

So?:lol: Your answer?


BTW, has no one played Moood Indigo?