A Thought For April

[menzies]

There is no I in dead.

Pass it on.

 

[BruceK]

But there is an "I" in Thiem (as in Dominic Thiem, Austrian tennis player, pronounced Team)

 

[O C Diver]

There's no "I" in "Stay at Home" either.

Ted

 

[mcboatface]

Or, as a friend of my wife once said:

“There may be no I in team, but there are three U’s in shut the fu&k up.”

Truer words have never been spoken.

 

[BruceK]

Monty Python,and the letter "c".

Bounder: So, you're interested in one of our adventure holidays, are you?
Tourist: Yes I saw your advert in the bolour supplement.
Bounder: The what?
Tourist: The bolour supplement.
Bounder: The colour supplement?
Tourist: Yes I'm sorry I can't say the letter 'B'
Bounder: C?
Tourist: Yes that's right. It's all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat.
Bounder: A cat?
Tourist: No a bat.
Bounder: Can you say the letter 'K'?
Tourist: Oh yes, Khaki, kind, kettle, Kipling, kipper, Kuwait, Keble Bollege Oxford.
Bounder: Why don't you say the letter 'K' instead of the letter 'C'?
Tourist: What you mean.....spell bolour with a K?
Bounder: Yes.
Tourist: Kolour. Oh thank you, I never thought of that. What a silly bunt.