Older couple dies and goes to heaven the day they are both supposed to retire. They arrive at the pearly gates dejected. Saint Peter asks why they are so down. They explain they were so looking forward to their retirement party at the local dance hall, Sam & Frank's that night. Peter says he's going to make an exceptation and let them go back for the party and will pick them up at midnight. But they must wear their angel attire for the party. They go, have a wonderful, and Saint Peter picks them up at midnight. As they are ascending back to heaven, the wife says she must go back. Saint Peter asks, why? To which the wife says,
"I left my harp in Sam Franks Disco".
I'm tired of fast moves, I've got a slow groove, on my mind.....
I want to spend some time, Not come and go in a heated rush.....
by The Pointer Sisters