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Old 11-20-2020, 08:13 AM   #1961
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Sorry folks but there was little too much thread drift into the government/political arena.

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Old 11-20-2020, 11:58 AM   #1962
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Sorry folks but there was little too much thread drift into the government/political arena.

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That's not funny!
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Old 11-21-2020, 08:02 AM   #1963
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Paddy staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Mick. When he got home he took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife.

He tip-toed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the bannister, his body swung around and he landed heavily. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful. Managing not to yell, Paddy sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his arse cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids. He then began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood. He then hid the now almost empty box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.

In the morning, Paddy woke up with searing pain in both his head and arse and with his wife staring at him from across the room. She said, “You were drunk again last night weren’t you Paddy?”

Paddy replied, “And why would you be saying such a thing?”

“Well,” she said,“it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly, it’s all those Band-Aids stuck on the downstairs mirror!
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Old 11-24-2020, 05:25 PM   #1964
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Seen this afternoon in Fort Myers. They probably don't defend many death penalty cases!
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Old 11-24-2020, 05:42 PM   #1965
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I dunno. Pronounced according to German linguistic rules (and Yiddish) they would be "Freed and Freed.". Not bad for defense counsel.
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Laughing at Stereotypes is no Joke.
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My intent was only to point out that in those languages, a diphthong is pronounced
as the second vowel. If I inadvertently touched a nerve, I am sorry.
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No, I meant the “ Paddy and Mick joke “ , I just didn’t enter it fast enough.
But yiddish = attorneys. I didn’t pick up on that at first. IMO if it’s a funny joke it doesn’t need a ethnic slant.
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Hmmm
Now that truly is funny - that facts don't matter to liberals!

Since we now have nearly 4 years of evidence to the contrary...
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