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Old 05-10-2022, 05:31 AM   #2501
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Good one Ted! Not to derail the humor or thread, but personally I never understood the guys being thankful or grateful for sex. Maybe it's just me, but in my world the woman also enoys it and wants it as much. Not any statement on myself, just saying I never understood the dynamic where the man is always trying to get sex and the wife does him a favor on a special occasion like it's a burden for her to engage in sex with her husband.
Imo, it's a perception. It seems in most marriages, that after some time, one or the other wants it more often. As a result, one becomes more focused on what you're not getting as much of as you want.

I use to tell my scuba students, "Air is like sex, you take it for granted until you aren't getting any. Plan accordingly!"

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This might cheer up backinblue, it certainly cheered up the car driver under chase by Police,likely ending more happily than the pursuit:
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4 year old little boy in the bathtub is being bathed by his mom. He starts playing with his testicles and asks his mom, "Are these my brains"?

Mom responds, "Not yet".

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