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Old 02-18-2022, 07:53 AM   #2481
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Old 02-18-2022, 07:29 PM   #2482
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With all this talk of sea level rise, are you guys going to buy a longer anchor rode?
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Old 03-03-2022, 01:09 PM   #2484
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With all this talk of sea level rise, are you guys going to buy a longer anchor rode?
I've enough rode. Just gonna get a heavier anchor so it falls faster for no extra wait time to hit bottom!
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I have just heard music coming out of my printer.






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Old 03-09-2022, 09:35 AM   #2486
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Two guys are pushing trollies around the Supermarket when they collide.


The older one says " Very sorry young man - I am looking for my wife. I appear to have lost her.


" What a coincidence, I am looking for my wife too. "


" What does she look like? " asks the older guy.


" She is tall, long blonde hair, big boobs, nice ass and has a lovely face. What does your wife look like? "


" Who cares! " comes the old guy's reply " I'm helping to look for yours...................."
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Man comes home from the bank and tells his wife that the bank approved his home equity loan.

Wife asks what he was thinking of buying.

Husband responds that he was planning on filling the trawler fuel tanks this weekend.

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Old 03-11-2022, 07:10 PM   #2488
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Old 03-15-2022, 11:04 PM   #2489
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It`s Diarrhea Awareness Day. Runs all week.
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Old 03-18-2022, 09:01 PM   #2490
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Well, I think it`s funny, in a wistful sad way,even an ironic, but easy to delete way. Fortunately an offence is distributed evenly.
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I liked this one:

What do you call a Greek Parachuter........................Con-descending.
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Two men are adrift in a lifeboat for days. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, one of the men stumbles across an old lamp. When he touches it, a genie comes forth. This particular genie, however, states that she can deliver only one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought, one man blurts out, “Make the entire ocean into beer!” The genie claps her hands and the entire sea turns into brew.

The other man looks disgustedly at the one who made the wish and says, “Nice going! Now we’re going to have to pee in the boat.”
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So, Putin dies and goes to hell and after a while he is given a day on earth for good behavior. He goes straight to a bar and begins questioning the bartender.

Is Crimea still ours?
Yes.

And The Donbas?
Yes.

And... Kyiv??
Yes, we have all of Ukraine.

Wow, that's great!, he says, and cheerfully downs two shots of vodka.
How much is my tab?
Six Euros.
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Good one Ted! Not to derail the humor or thread, but personally I never understood the guys being thankful or grateful for sex. Maybe it's just me, but in my world the woman also enoys it and wants it as much. Not any statement on myself, just saying I never understood the dynamic where the man is always trying to get sex and the wife does him a favor on a special occasion like it's a burden for her to engage in sex with her husband.
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This might cheer up backinblue, it certainly cheered up the car driver under chase by Police,likely ending more happily than the pursuit:
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-05-...suit/101052270
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