The survey

[Porchhound]

It was love at first sight. I knew I wasn't her first, but it didn't really matter. I don't now if it was the way she moved, her soft undulations, or the fact she didn't resist when I tied her up. I really thought we had a future—until Mike showed up. He was all over her, touching, prodding, doing things even I didn't know to do. She didn't even try to resist. When he was done with her I could barely look him in the eye.

Then he spoke: " She's been around boy. She's got a reputation on the waterfront. Let's just say several men have paid a dear price for her company, and so will you. I know she's pretty and she seems sweet, but she's soft in all the wrong places, and even though she lights up when you play with her knobs, it doesn't mean she won't break your heart. I'd walk away while you can."

And so I did, resisting looking back, or trying to convince myself we could make it work. I just have to be careful not to get involved too soon on the rebound.

 

[slowgoesit]

Love it!

 

[Alaskan Sea-Duction]

Boat porn!!! Love it. Thanks for sharing. Made my day and a smile.

I was the same with ASD. I did look back. Haven't regret ed one darn bit.

 

[Comodave]

I try not to fall in love with a boat until after the survey, sometimes it works sometimes it doesn’t. Sometimes the heart has to have what it wants. Hopefully the brain takes over instead. Good luck with your search.

 

[phillippeterson]

I know she's pretty and she seems sweet, but she's soft in all the wrong places, and even though she lights up when you play with her knobs, it doesn't mean she won't break your heart.

....blew coffee out my nose.

 

[Alaskan Sea-Duction]

When buying a boat, this simple rule:

Think with your brain and not your heart!

 

[Codger2]

I've been on this Forum since 2007 and this is the best post I have ever read!

 

[Bacchus]

Porchhound
Great post... provides enlightenment and entertainment

 

[alormaria]

Even Mary Madeline got a second chance.

 

[Unclematt]

I fell in love first. I also paid the price to make it right. Then I paid the price to replace just about everything I touched. When I was done my wife asked if I would get my money back if I sold her. My answer, "Not even close".