Non boaters-you got to love them

[Toadhall]

So I was taking part in a zoom meeting the other day. The leader was gong around the group and giving a short bio on each of us.

When he gets to me he says:

Now Joe is a real character. He does this, he does that, I've know him for 20 years now...….. But (and now I'm quoting him) "the main reason that he is a real character is that he is homeless!! He lives (wait for it...…….) on a BOAT.

Hmmm....homeless, yup. and proud of it!!!

 

[rgano]

"dirt" homeless, not homeless

 

[psneeld]

In the eyes of some government rules..its just about the same as homeless.....

It's a struggle sometimes to meet th he real ID requirements....

 

[jleonard]

I tell people that we are "boat trash" during the summer.

 

[Wayfarer]

I'm really looking forward to being completely homeless. Maybe I'll put a coffee can out on the dock for donations.

 

[RT Firefly]

Greetings,
Mr. W. Ditch the can. Double duty monkey (for those tight spaces) and cute.

 

[cool beans]

Ha! I'll take being homeless any day

 

[Wayfarer]

Greetings,
Mr. W. Ditch the can. Double duty monkey (for those tight spaces) and cute.

YES! I'll get to work crafting my new moustache STAT.

 

[swampyankee]

Correction - foundationless, not homeless.

 

[Lollygag1]

Yes but we are very effective at social distancing