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Old 01-15-2021, 12:38 PM   #1
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I got a big laugh out of this. How true some of these items are!!

Which one has happened to you? LOL


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Old 01-15-2021, 01:06 PM   #2
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Another sign of a newbie: referring to "knots per hour."
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Old 01-15-2021, 01:11 PM   #3
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Kids sitting with their feet hanging over the bow. While underway.
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Kids sitting with their feet hanging over the bow. While underway.
And none of them are wearing PFDs...
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