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01-15-2021, 12:38 PM
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Guru
City: Inside Passage Summer/Columbia River Winter
Vessel Name: Alaskan Sea-Duction
Vessel Model: 1988 M/Y Camargue YachtFisher
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 8,046
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Here's Your Sign
From Power and Motor Yacht.
I got a big laugh out of this. How true some of these items are!!
Which one has happened to you? LOL
https://www.powerandmotoryacht.com/c...eres-your-sign
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01-15-2021, 01:06 PM
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Guru
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 4,021
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Another sign of a newbie: referring to "knots per hour."
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01-15-2021, 01:11 PM
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Guru
City: Warwick RI
Vessel Name: Lollygag
Vessel Model: 34 Mainship Pilot Hardtop
Join Date: Aug 2016
Posts: 872
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HaHa, lets add more.
First time my daughters boyfriend used the head he did not realize there was a foot pump and mistakenly turned the shower on. I told him that it was a bidet.
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01-15-2021, 02:06 PM
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Guru
City: Columbia City, OR & Mulege, BCS
Vessel Name: Imagine
Vessel Model: Farrell 34
Join Date: Oct 2015
Posts: 846
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It's port or starboard, not left or right.
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01-15-2021, 02:38 PM
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#5
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Guru
City: Warwick RI
Vessel Name: Lollygag
Vessel Model: 34 Mainship Pilot Hardtop
Join Date: Aug 2016
Posts: 872
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Honey toss me that rope
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01-15-2021, 04:03 PM
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Enigma
City: Slicker?
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 16,540
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Salon...
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RTF
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01-15-2021, 04:31 PM
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#7
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Guru
City: Jacksonville
Vessel Name: SONAS
Vessel Model: Grand Alaskan 53
Join Date: May 2014
Posts: 7,235
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There but for the grace of God....
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I am responsible for what I write, I am not responsible for what you understand.
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01-15-2021, 06:44 PM
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Guru
City: Tri Cities, WA
Join Date: Nov 2012
Posts: 4,406
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I have the right to remain silent.
Anything I say can and will be used against me on TF
If I cannot afford the time or money to learn how to properly use a boat
I should leave the damn thing docked until I do.
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Mike and Tina
1981 Boston Whaler 13'
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01-15-2021, 06:53 PM
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#9
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Senior Member
City: Bella Bella
Vessel Name: Tenacious
Vessel Model: Uniflite 31 FB Sedan
Join Date: Feb 2019
Posts: 312
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"OK,.., do you have a right or left hand propeller? I don't know. OK,.. when you put it in reverse, which way does the stern go? Backwards!"
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Experience develops good judgement, bad judgement develops experience
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01-15-2021, 06:54 PM
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Guru
City: Stuart FL
Vessel Name: Lucky Lucky
Vessel Model: Pacific Mariner 65
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 2,759
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Kids sitting with their feet hanging over the bow. While underway.
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Howard
Lucky Lucky
Stuart, FL
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01-15-2021, 06:57 PM
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Guru
City: Cape May, NJ
Vessel Name: Irish Lady
Vessel Model: Monk 36
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 4,947
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Nothing screams “I am in compliance with all laws” than a flying the Jolly Roger.
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Archie
Irish Lady
1984 Monk 36 Hull #46
Currently in Cape May, NJ
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01-15-2021, 07:58 PM
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#12
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Guru
City: Inside Passage Summer/Columbia River Winter
Vessel Name: Alaskan Sea-Duction
Vessel Model: 1988 M/Y Camargue YachtFisher
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 8,046
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hmason
Kids sitting with their feet hanging over the bow. While underway.
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And none of them are wearing PFDs...
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01-15-2021, 08:40 PM
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#13
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Guru
City: Warwick RI
Vessel Name: Lollygag
Vessel Model: 34 Mainship Pilot Hardtop
Join Date: Aug 2016
Posts: 872
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3 gallons to 1 booze to fuel ratio.
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