Another Cargo Ship Overturns!

[menzies]

This time Romania, with 14,000 sheep on board!!

All crewmen safe.

Let the jokes begin.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-50538592

 

[GFC]

Was it the "Love Boat"?


It's sad about losing any of the sheep.

 

[menzies]

They haven't arrested the captain yet.

Seems he is on the lamb!

 

[Mako]

They are rescuing the sheep from drowning, so now they can go to slaughter!

BTW there have been large numbers of shark attacks in the Red Sea over the years. These livestock ships toss all the dead animals over the side as they're approaching port, and it's been a lamb-chop feeding frenzy for decades. We didn't have that problem in the Persian Gulf however, mostly because the local fishermen had pretty much decimated all fish stocks. Over the decade that I was scuba diving there I think I saw more sea snakes than hammour (grouper).

 

[Comodave]

They haven't arrested the captain yet.

Seems he is on the lamb!

Good one...

 

[RT Firefly]

Greetings,
Re: Post #3.

 

[O C Diver]

When asked for a comment, the owners of the ship said that they lambented the loss of the cargo.

Ted

 

[menzies]

They have now caught the captain and started questioning him. They are not happy with his responses.

Seems he is trying to pull the wool over their eyes!

 

[menzies]

Next time you go to the butchers make sure to ask for the SheepFax.

 

[menzies]

Seems the captain is for the chop!

 

[RT Firefly]

Greetings,


Sheep dip? Wet woollies? Overturned ovines? Bad puns? What's next?

 

[boathealer]

Seems the navigator made a baaaaaad decision....

 

[Benthic2]

Sounds like someone was "a-sheep" at the wheel!

 

[ben2go]

There is a joke in there about men from Wales and sheep.

 

[hmason]

The captain fell asleep from counting sheep. I was asleep he said sheepishly.

 

[menzies]

The captain is being lambasted.

 

[menzies]

Wonder if the captain had taken too much Lambrusco?

And was in his cabin dancing the Lambada!

Then after falling asleep he went sheepwalking!

 

[menzies]

It could be that the rudder pin sheared off!

So I herd anyway.

 

[menzies]

Aren't you going to shank me for all the puns?

 

[Gulf Comanche]

Sounds like a cruise of trump supporters

Incorrect, sheep=dimocrat

 

[drb1025]

Ewe are too funny.

 

[drb1025]

Did it ram a rock?

 

[Peter B]

Sounds like a cruise of trump supporters

Careful, now....but Menzies, you started all this.

 

[GFC]

Most of these jokes are really b-a-a-a-a-a-d!

 

[Bacchus]

"Another Cargo Ship Overturns!"

I think you meant ...Cargo Sheep Overturns!

Likely the whole Sheep Load!

will be difficult to get it back Sheep Shape!

 

[menzies]

Careful, now....but Menzies, you started all this.

Interesting post by a "Site Team Member." Who doesn't even own a boat?

By starting a thread on a cargo ship overturned? Seems some people are just so effed up with politics that it consumes every aspect of their life.

So so sad.

Live, Laugh, love.

This thread is part of the laugh part.

Having to point that out to some is, again, sad.

 

[Heap]

All those expectant grooms.

 

[BruceK]

I hear some crew made great efforts to rescue particular sheep. Long voyages, lonely nights, attachments form,.....
Here`s some sheep idiocy from Monty Python:

 

[menzies]

I hear some crew made great efforts to rescue particular sheep. Long voyages, lonely nights, attachments form,.....

I always wondered why sheep were individually identified by dye!

 

[GFC]

I've heard that they put a dye on those sheep who don't bite during "the act".


It's the barnyard version of safe sex because nobody wants to have to explain the sheep bit marks.