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Old 12-05-2011, 08:53 AM   #14
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RE: Joke part duex

A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.

The doctor comes in and says,

"I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge

pile-up on freeway. You're going to be okay, and walk and talk again, but your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great, but they don't

come cheap. It comes to roughly $1,000 an inch."

The man perks up.

"So," the doctor continues:

"You must decide how many inches you want. I understand that you've been married for over 30 years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a

five-incher before and get a nine-incher now,she may be a bit put out. If you had a nine-incher before, and you decide to only invest in a five-incher now, she might be disappointed. So It's important for her to play

a role in helping make a decision." The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.

The doctor comes back the next day,

"So, have you spoken with your wife?"

"Yes, I have," says the man.

"And has she helped you make a decision?"

"Yes" says the man.

"So, what did you decide?" asks the doctor.

"We're getting granite countertops."
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