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Old 10-21-2011, 04:29 AM   #41
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RE: Joke

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make
their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into
town and went to a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him an said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn
tyres. So I called him a piece of dog bleep . He finished the second ticket and
put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a
third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused
him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I don't give a damn. I came into town by train. I try to
have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at
my age.
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