Well, we have owned this boat 5 years now, and have never helmed from the lower station, but you should see the rubbish on the flybridge.
Full of discarded prawns and lobsters,bottles of the finest Oz wines and champagne, half drunk. Girls so lovely you won't believe your eyes, who apply the sunscreen. Balmy weather with a zephyr of a breeze to cool you down..........................and*you call that the wrong*side of the ocean?.
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"Pass another peeled grape would you darling."
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