Moonstruck
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- Moonstruck
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- Sabre 42 Hardtop Express
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A couple was celebrating 50 years together...
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Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.
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"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one.... 'Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."
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"Not to worry," said the father. "The important thing is that we're all together today."
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Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom look great, Dad. I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you."
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"It's nothing," said the father. "We're glad you were able to come."
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Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello and happy anniversary! I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything..."
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After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to send each of you to college.
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Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married."
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The three children gasped and all said, "You mean we're bastards?"
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"Yep," said the father. "And cheap ones too."
A couple was celebrating 50 years together...
*
Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.
*
"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one.... 'Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."
*
"Not to worry," said the father. "The important thing is that we're all together today."
*
Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom look great, Dad. I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you."
*
"It's nothing," said the father. "We're glad you were able to come."
*
Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello and happy anniversary! I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything..."
*
After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to send each of you to college.
*
Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married."
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The three children gasped and all said, "You mean we're bastards?"
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"Yep," said the father. "And cheap ones too."