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Old 03-07-2016, 01:03 PM   #970
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So this guy goes into work on Monday morning with two shiners and bruises all over his face.


A guy he works with says "Wow, you look like you got your butt kicked. What happened?"


The guy with the shiners says "Well I met this chick in a bar on Saturday nite. We went back to her place and I was banging the hell out of her. I had her bent over her kitchen table and was really giving it to her.


All of a sudden we hear the front door open and she says "Oh shit, that's my husband at the front door. Quick, use the back door."


So the other guy says "What happened then?"


"Well, hell, it's not every day you get an invitation like that from a woman so I figured 'what the heck, it's worth getting my butt kicked for."
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