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Old 10-20-2015, 07:02 AM   #869
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Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained. The final test was
for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden....
while

a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.


Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie, and they were told


that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would


NOT be ordained.... because he had not reached a state of spiritual
purity.


The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no


reaction. She proceeded down the line.... with the same response from


all the priests.... until she got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor
Carlos!


As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off onto
the ground.


Embarrassed, Carlos quickly bent over to pick it up....
..... then, all the other bells started to ring.
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