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Old 09-20-2015, 03:58 PM   #836
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Vincenti is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His priest, guards, nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.

In a frail voice, he asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:
“My son, Benito, I wanta you to take da Mayfair houses, My daughter, Sybil, you taka the apartments over in da east end, My son, Jamie, I want you to taka the offices over in da City Centre. Sarah, my dear wife, please take all da residential buildings on da banks of the river.”

The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Vincenti slips away, the nurse says, "Mrs. Vincenzo, your husband must have been a hard-working man to have accumulated all that property".

Sarah replies, "Property ? .... da ******* had a paper route!”
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