The heck with that! Buy that 1918 cruiser, invest some money to spiff her up, and you'd have a first-rate cruiser!
But, if you must beach her, don't point her bow seaward. Place here beam-to the shore to improve the view from the salon. And don't cover her nudity with any structural appendages. That would destroy her pretty lines and make her look like any other trailer park hodgepodge put-together. Kind of like putting a burkha over Kate Upton.