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Old 02-02-2015, 04:37 PM   #653
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To have best sex every time and often too:

1.Learn to touch
2.Learn to talk while touching
3.Learn to cooperatively-create “interesting sex plays” while touching and talking
4.Learn to be able to make the “plays” turn into a fun series of action events while touching and talking
5.Learn to have each play’s action event series help the outcum turn into cooperatively produced explosions while touching and talking
6.Then get the hell out of that eight week sex class and fully teach your spouse… by having minimum of three two hour sessions per week!



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