An old man goes into a drug store to buy Viagra.
"Can I have 6 tablets cut in quarters"?
"I can cut them for you", said Dan the Pharmacist.
"But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection."
"I'm 96", said the man. "I don't want a full erection.
I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers."
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I'm tired of fast moves, I've got a slow groove, on my mind.....
I want to spend some time, Not come and go in a heated rush.....
"Slow Hand" by The Pointer Sisters
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