OK, you find your perfect weather and superb waterway to play in.
However, say it comes at the cost of souless roads packed with fast food outlets, gated communities where the well off feel safe from their fellow citizens, where there are no go zones after dark.
For me I will gladly swap a month or two of less than perfect weather and superb waterways, if my Shangri-La was populated with inhabitants with a certain joie de vie, who felt no need for guns or gated communities.
A community that takes time to appreciate good food and where the inhabitants don't' mind that their friends may have a different view of life from them.
After all there is something good for the soul about feeling the rain on your face from time to time, to watching the seasons change.
No, you can keep your 365 days of perfect weather, sounds a bit like that film with Jim Carey whose life was perfect, only for him to realise the whole thing was a TV soap opera, a kind of living hell.
And you know what there are places like that