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Old 05-21-2013, 09:25 PM   #59
Andy G
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Position Vacant

Trawler Forum is seeking an Erudite contributor to replace our senior contributor in this vibrant member led organisation.

If you have the following qualities and feel you are the right fit, we would love to hear from you.

* A sharp wit, who does not suffer fools gladly, perceived or otherwise
* The ability to string words together(lots of them) in coherent and grammaticality correct sentences
* Be able to hold a predetermined course, both on the water and in the face of differing opinion no matter how paradoxical the issue, or evidence based
* Believe that Bruce anchors,stern thrusters, hot weather, single engines,driving from a flybridge, use of the word flybridge instead of flying bridge, Lehman engines , Grand Banks boat design,reversed raked windows,cooking etc are a work of the devil or fools or both.

Trawler Forum HR Manager interviewing MF candidate.

HR Manager "Tell me, what do you consider your greatest weakness"
MF candidate ".....well, perhaps telling the truth"
HR manager "Telling the truth, I don't think that could be called a weakness"
MF candidate "Who the f*ck cares what you think.
HR Manager "Congratulation you got the job"
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