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Old 01-12-2012, 11:15 AM   #1
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Substitute boat for car ....

After being married for 46 years, I took a careful look at my wife oneday and said,"Forty six years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bedand watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep everynight with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now .... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bedand a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 68-year-old woman.It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find ahot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once againbe living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bedand watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
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Old 01-12-2012, 08:56 PM   #2
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B Lurker - Perf!* I shared with wife - She and your wife are in complete agreement!
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My Admiral got a good chuckle out of that one too!!
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