News from the Coast Guard (a funny article on The Onion)

[skipperdarrell]

Saw this on The Onion. IT'S A JOKE!!

Coast Guard Going To Let Stranded Yacht Owner Sweat It Out Little More | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[Alaskan Sea-Duction]

Now that is funny...

 

[BaltimoreLurker]

I know it's satire .... but this is an example of why I should never be put in a position of authority - I just don't think I could resist messing with stupid people.

 

[kthoennes]

...approach and then cruise past just to see his reaction. Hilarious. Those Onion writers just have the perfect touch. No wonder North Korea sometimes thinks the pieces are real news.