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[Art]

And, down size man-parts! LOL

You sure that 20th Century Superman has not turned into 21st Century Superit??

 

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[Art]

Motorcycle rider cuts too close in front of me on HWY

His shirt back says:

If you can read this - my wife fell off!

 

[syjos]

Motorcycle rider cuts too close in front of me on HWY

His shirt back says:

If you can read this - my wife fell off!

Are you being nice or politically correct Art?

The one I saw said "If you can read this, bi%ch fell off!"

 

[menzies]

Motorcycle rider cuts too close in front of me on HWY

His shirt back says:

If you can read this - my wife fell off!

Oh come on, that shirt is as old as the hills, and we all know what it actually says - out with it man!

 

[Pack Mule]

Yup

 

[BruceK]

 

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[menzies]

Just you leave Cardude alone?

 

[wkearney99]

Somewhere there's a village missing its idiot... and he took his hut with him!

 

[wkearney99]

For all you Costco shoppers...

 

[RT Firefly]

Interesting boat...

 

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[Al]

Q: How did you meet your husband?
A: I'm a phamacist. He came to buy condoms asked for XXXXL
and only after we got married I realized that he stutters.

 

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[Group9]

Ingenuity score: 10
Cosmetic score: 0

 

[caltexflanc]

I see the interesting boatin post#1814, and raise this, note the yachtsman-like name/logo consistency as well. This guy also had you electric motor fans beat:

 

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[Art]

ABS on/off... got my chuckle!

 

[RT Firefly]

Greetings,
Mr. m. Holly and Willow?

 

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[Art]

My friend mentioned how much his wife loves him...

Because... This morning...

She was trying to protect him from getting Covid-19...

When he awoke with her sitting on his chest... pressing a pillow firmly over his face!!

 

[Art]

"Hooters" restaurant stock shoots through the roof...

They just opened home delivery service called "Knockers"

 

[FF]

Car +humor , 1n 1964 I was on my way to Pensacola for flight skool.

My ride was a Porsche Speedster with a Bill Thomas 140hp Corvair installed.

As I ran down the Blue Ridge Skyway I stopped to enjoy the view (very unlike the Bronx) and a fellow with a brand new TR3 , still plastic on the doors, stopped to chat.

Like most of my cars it was in primer so I fibbed and told him it was being restored as it had 130,000 miles .His was finally broken in.

He departed first and it didn't take much to pass him.

Still wondering if he bought a Porsche next?

 

[Art]

I recommend to alter the nickname of your bathroom from john to jim.

Therefor during discussions you can say to a friend:

"I get up early every morning to go to the jim!"

 

[Art]

Named my dog 5 Miles...

Tell my friends: I walk 5 Miles every day!

 

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[jeffnick]

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