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The friendliest place on the web for anyone who enjoys boating.
If you have answers, please help by responding to the unanswered posts.
If you have answers, please help by responding to the unanswered posts.
Giggitoni
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Keith, I hope you’re looking down on us and are amazed where your thread has gone in eight years! RIP!
O C Diver
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Old is When...
Old is When... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love"
and you answer "Honey, I can't do both!"
Old is When... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator
shoes, and you're barefoot.
Old is When... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker
opens the garage door.
Old is When... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
Old is When... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as
long as you don't have to go along.
Old is When... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor
instead of by the police.
Old is When... "Getting a little action" means you don't have
to take any fiber today.
Old is When... "Getting Lucky" means you find your car in the
parking lot.
Old is When... An "allnighter" means not getting up to pee!
Old is When... You cannot read this without your eyeglasses.
Ted
Old is When... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love"
and you answer "Honey, I can't do both!"
Old is When... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator
shoes, and you're barefoot.
Old is When... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker
opens the garage door.
Old is When... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
Old is When... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as
long as you don't have to go along.
Old is When... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor
instead of by the police.
Old is When... "Getting a little action" means you don't have
to take any fiber today.
Old is When... "Getting Lucky" means you find your car in the
parking lot.
Old is When... An "allnighter" means not getting up to pee!
Old is When... You cannot read this without your eyeglasses.
Ted
BruceK
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Ingredient in recipe: "700ml Quarantine Sauce (Italian passata will do)"
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O C Diver
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Probably the best selling new children's book, although I think most adults find it more amusing than children.
Children's Book
Ted
Children's Book
Ted
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Greetings,
Oh Great. As if we didn't have enough to worry about with COVID-19 and the meteors and all that....
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...d-eight-UFOs-locked-one-air-air-missiles.html
Oh Great. As if we didn't have enough to worry about with COVID-19 and the meteors and all that....
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...d-eight-UFOs-locked-one-air-air-missiles.html
GoneFarrell
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"Oh Great. As if we didn't have enough to worry about with COVID-19 and the meteors and all that...."
You mean Peak Oil , the Ozone Hole , Overpopulation and Climate Change are finally over?
All we have to fear is a big rock falling from the sky?
You mean Peak Oil , the Ozone Hole , Overpopulation and Climate Change are finally over?
All we have to fear is a big rock falling from the sky?
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Greetings,
Mr. FF. Nope. Hence the reason for me including "...and all that...". Included in "...and all that...", to name a few more, are:
Peanut butter allergies
Gluten intolerance
Restless leg syndrome
PC thoughts, words and deeds
Weed
Greed
Speed...
AND...Psoriasis and seboria...
I could to go on ad nauseum with all those things we never knew were a problem before the interweb.
Mr. FF. Nope. Hence the reason for me including "...and all that...". Included in "...and all that...", to name a few more, are:
Peanut butter allergies
Gluten intolerance
Restless leg syndrome
PC thoughts, words and deeds
Weed
Greed
Speed...
AND...Psoriasis and seboria...
I could to go on ad nauseum with all those things we never knew were a problem before the interweb.
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Enigma
Greetings,
OK folks. Here's another one for ya! Global warming halted. Ice age coming.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8321669/Now-sun-gone-lockdown.html
It's true! It was snowing here last week.
OK folks. Here's another one for ya! Global warming halted. Ice age coming.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8321669/Now-sun-gone-lockdown.html
It's true! It was snowing here last week.
