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08-25-2015, 03:18 PM
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City: Biloxi Mississippi
Country: USA
Vessel Name: Patricia Louise II
Vessel Model: 1983 42' Present Sundeck
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Damn..... 
1983 Present 42 Sundeck
Twin Lehman 135's
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Steve Point Cadet/ Biloxi, Mississippi USA
*Present 42 twin 135 Lehmans
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08-25-2015, 06:25 PM
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City: bayonne
Country: us
Join Date: Oct 2014
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God i love this site !!
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08-25-2015, 11:31 PM
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City: Oneida Lake, NY
Country: USA
Vessel Name: Radio Flyer
Vessel Model: Wilderness Systems Aspire 105
Join Date: Aug 2014
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Just be nice to each other, dammit.
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08-26-2015, 12:30 AM
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TF Site Team
City: California Delta and SF Bay
Country: Sacramento, CA, USA (boat in Vallejo)
Vessel Name: FlyWright
Vessel Model: Marshall Californian 34 LRC
Join Date: Apr 2008
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08-26-2015, 05:38 AM
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Guru
City: Biloxi Mississippi
Country: USA
Vessel Name: Patricia Louise II
Vessel Model: 1983 42' Present Sundeck
Join Date: Oct 2007
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Oh yea!!!!!!
1983 Present 42 Sundeck
Twin Lehman 135's
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Steve Point Cadet/ Biloxi, Mississippi USA
*Present 42 twin 135 Lehmans
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08-26-2015, 07:39 AM
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Guru
City: Tampa
Country: USA
Join Date: Oct 2013
Posts: 843
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wayfarer
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Dude!
I told you we shoulda bought an airboat! 
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"I'm the only one who has removed half a brain, but if you went to Washington, you'd think someone beat me to it"...Dr. Ben Carson 08-06-2015
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08-29-2015, 05:01 PM
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Enigma
City: Slicker?
Country: Bumpkin?
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 10,416
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RTF
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08-30-2015, 06:26 PM
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City: Tri Cities, WA
Country: USA
Vessel Name: Beachcomber
Vessel Model: Sea Ray 550 Sedan Bridge
Join Date: Nov 2012
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Mike and Tina
Beachcomber 1995 Sea Ray 550 Sedan Bridge
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09-01-2015, 05:12 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
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A LOT OF JOKES ABOUT BLONDE FEMALES FLOAT AROUND THE INTERNET BUT SOME MAY BE SURPRISED THAT THERE IS A WHOLE GROUP OF JOKES ABOUT MEN THAT MANY DO NOT SEE. ENJOY THIS OTHER SIDE OF THE COIN. One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE !'
And they say blondes are dumb... A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...' The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...... '.
'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower.
'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied. Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet? A: It helps them remember which end to wipe.. Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals' While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world..........
......then He made the earth round. Send this to at least five bright, funny women you know and make their day!
And send this to five bright men who have enough sense of humor to take it!
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09-01-2015, 06:56 AM
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Guru
City: Fort Myers, FL... Summers in Crisfield, MD
Country: USA
Vessel Name: Slow Hand
Vessel Model: Cherubini Independence 45
Join Date: Dec 2010
Posts: 5,333
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Before you put the camel to bed
Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario, says:
"I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another
mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal of every
Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus
the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance."
"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to
the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We
could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy,"
and the other, a topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."
"Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and
adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called “Iraq ofRibs."
“Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria
Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the
goods, and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."
"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they
demand of us.”
Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing
this on. And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point... It
is either past your bedtime, or its midnight at the oasis and time to
put your camel to bed.
Ted
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Blog: mvslowhand.com
I'm tired of fast moves, I've got a slow groove, on my mind.....
I want to spend some time, Not come and go in a heated rush.....
"Slow Hand" by The Pointer Sisters
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09-01-2015, 01:21 PM
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Curmudgeon
City: Stoney Creek, MD
Country: USA
Vessel Name: Moon Dance
Vessel Model: 1974 34' Marine Trader Sedan
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 2,672
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Pay Attention ...
... I'm going to explain this only once.
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09-01-2015, 01:27 PM
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#812
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Guru
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 17,109
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". I'm going to explain this only once."
Alo Alo? The Brit series?
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09-02-2015, 07:35 AM
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Guru
City: SF Bay Area
Country: USA
Vessel Model: Tollycraft 34' Tri Cabin
Join Date: Feb 2011
Posts: 8,422
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BaltimoreLurker
... I'm going to explain this only once.
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Or - - > An abbreviated way of saying this: Angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the hypotenuse of the square! 
During amorous times...That same "missile" guidance effect works very well in the bedroom too!
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09-02-2015, 08:19 AM
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Guru
City: Port Credit
Country: Ontario
Vessel Name: DIRT FREE
Vessel Model: Benford Fantail 38
Join Date: Sep 2012
Posts: 2,036
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A priest, a rabbi and a zebra walk into a bar.
The bar tender looks up and says ...
What the hell is this, some kind of joke ?
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If you can live with the consequences, go for it - wg
Y'am what I y'am an' thats' all that y'am - Popeye
As God is my witness, I thought turkey's could fly. Mr.C
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09-02-2015, 01:01 PM
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Guru
City: Tri Cities, WA
Country: USA
Vessel Name: Beachcomber
Vessel Model: Sea Ray 550 Sedan Bridge
Join Date: Nov 2012
Posts: 2,903
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There are three kinds of people in the world when it comes to understanding math....
#1 those who do
#2 those who don't
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Mike and Tina
Beachcomber 1995 Sea Ray 550 Sedan Bridge
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09-03-2015, 06:33 AM
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Guru
City: Seneca Lake NY
Country: US
Vessel Name: Bacchus
Vessel Model: MS 34 HT Trawler
Join Date: Nov 2014
Posts: 1,523
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Global Warming
Global Warming... 2015???
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Don
2008 MS 34 HT Trawler
"Bacchus"
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09-03-2015, 06:35 AM
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Guru
City: Seneca Lake NY
Country: US
Vessel Name: Bacchus
Vessel Model: MS 34 HT Trawler
Join Date: Nov 2014
Posts: 1,523
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What Happens When Men Bake Cookies
What Happens When Men Bake Cookies!
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Don
2008 MS 34 HT Trawler
"Bacchus"
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09-03-2015, 06:50 AM
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Enigma
City: Slicker?
Country: Bumpkin?
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 10,416
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Greetings,
Mr. B. Shouldn't those be buns?
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09-03-2015, 07:11 AM
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Guru
City: Biloxi Mississippi
Country: USA
Vessel Name: Patricia Louise II
Vessel Model: 1983 42' Present Sundeck
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 2,437
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Hee Hee!!
Forky
1983 Present 42 Sundeck
Twin Lehman 135's
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Steve Point Cadet/ Biloxi, Mississippi USA
*Present 42 twin 135 Lehmans
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09-03-2015, 10:17 AM
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#820
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Guru
City: Fort Lauderdale
Country: USA
Join Date: Jan 2014
Posts: 14,198
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bacchus
Global Warming... 2015???
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Wifey B: 2015 is up there......on your chart....think celebrity wardrobe malfunctions....
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