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Old 08-25-2015, 04:18 PM   #801
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Old 08-25-2015, 07:25 PM   #802
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Old 08-26-2015, 06:38 AM   #805
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Oh yea!!!!!!


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Old 08-26-2015, 08:39 AM   #806
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Old 08-30-2015, 07:26 PM   #808
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Old 09-01-2015, 06:12 AM   #809
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A LOT OF JOKES ABOUT BLONDE FEMALES FLOAT AROUND THE INTERNET BUT SOME MAY BE SURPRISED THAT THERE IS A WHOLE GROUP OF JOKES ABOUT MEN THAT MANY DO NOT SEE. ENJOY THIS OTHER SIDE OF THE COIN.
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'


He yelled back, ' OHIO STATE !'


And they say blondes are dumb...
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'


The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...... '.

'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower.
'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'


'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.


Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?


A: A rumor


Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods.

Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.


AMEN

Q: Why do little boys whine?


A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?


A: Trustworthy.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?


A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.


Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?


A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world..........


......then He made the earth round.
Send this to at least five bright, funny women you know and make their day!


And send this to five bright men who have enough sense of humor to take it!


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Before you put the camel to bed

Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario, says:
"I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another
mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal of every
Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus
the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance."
"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to
the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We
could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy,"
and the other, a topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."
"Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and
adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called “Iraq ofRibs."
“Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria
Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the
goods, and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."
"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they
demand of us.”
Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing
this on. And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point... It
is either past your bedtime, or its midnight at the oasis and time to
put your camel to bed.


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". I'm going to explain this only once."

Alo Alo? The Brit series?
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Old 09-02-2015, 08:35 AM   #813
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Or - - > An abbreviated way of saying this: Angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the hypotenuse of the square!


During amorous times...That same "missile" guidance effect works very well in the bedroom too!
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A priest, a rabbi and a zebra walk into a bar.
The bar tender looks up and says ...
What the hell is this, some kind of joke ?
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There are three kinds of people in the world when it comes to understanding math....


#1 those who do
#2 those who don't
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Old 09-03-2015, 08:11 AM   #819
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Wifey B: 2015 is up there......on your chart....think celebrity wardrobe malfunctions....
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