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Old 09-29-2010, 04:11 AM   #1
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Old 09-29-2010, 04:41 AM   #2
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Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college
> > > graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are
> > > to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what
> > > they did the night before.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is
> > > asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from
> > > Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to
> > > intervene on the behalf of the innocent."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall
> > > to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words.
> > > "I just graduated from the University of Kentucky School of Law and
I
> > > believe in the power of Justice to intervene on the behalf of the
> > > innocent."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all
> > > immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The last one (you knew it), a blonde, is strapped in and says,
"Well,
> > > I'm from "Mississippi State University" and just graduated with a
> > > degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll
> > > ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
> > >
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