Today I found a much better commuter car. My crew and I had the day off so we went to Ferrari World, a massive theme park in Abu Dhabi based on, well, Ferrari.
In addition to all the park attractions--- which are all indoors in air-conditioned comfort--- they have a pretty amazing collection of cars scattered all over the place. The one in the photo is the F1 car Michael Schumacher used to win one of his championships a few years ago. So my idea now is that instead of simply crushing the cars in my way with the tractor I pictured earlier I'll outrun and outmaneuver them which should be a lot more fun in this thing.
We also rode the world's fastest roller coaster. Using a hydraulic catapult not unlike a carrier's steam catapult it launches the cars down the track from a dead stop to 150 mph in about 600 feet at which point the track curves up into a near vertical climb.
I could get into commuting in Michael's old car. Be a bit damp in all our rain, however. Maybe I can come up with some sort of dodger for it.