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Old 10-23-2010, 07:09 AM   #1
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Blond Joke

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</td></tr></tbody></table>He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack*Daniels.*

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After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'*



The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.*




In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
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'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
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1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
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3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
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4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
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5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
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Now, think about it seriously,*Cowboy.*Do you still wanna tell that*blonde*joke?'
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The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,*'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'



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