*I used to think that as well, but some of the guys here have opened my eyes to how wrong I was. *It was all an illusion. *I'm really supposed to be in the PNW.
*No you're not. STAY THERE.
No palm trees here, no white sand beaches (that we're going to tell you about), no balmy weather, no blue skies, no beach chairs in the shade (we do have beach chairs in the rain, though).* Anyone caught wearing a short-sleeved Aloha shirt is summarily shot on sight by the State Patrol.
Our killer whale are not called that because they're nice.* They sink boats and eat the occupants.* We have frequent volcanoes and earthquakes.* And anyone from a right-to-work state is immediately killed and butchered by the Machinists Union and the meat fed to the owls.
If the volcanoes and earthquakes and whales and owls and machinists don't get you the mountains will.* Three more killed yesterday by an avalanche. This follows the three whose Cessna was swatted out of the air last week by Mount Si east of Seattle.
So *I strongly suggest remaining in the protection of your flatland*ICW ditch thing*back there.* Mother nature got bored with it a long time ago and so today concentrates her attention on*Oregon,*Washington, BC, and SE Alaska where beating up on the humans is so much more fun and there are so many more ways to do it.