Keith
Guru
- Joined
- Oct 5, 2007
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- Vessel Name
- Anastasia III
- Vessel Make
- Krogen 42
Why Boats are better than Women
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OK, Im probably already in trouble because of the title, but here goes!
Boats never have a curfew.
Boats never break a date.
Boats never have a headache.
Boats are appropriately greeted with a whistle.
Boats never care if you arrive with buddies and choose to spend the evening playing cards.
Boats, like women, are best maneuvered with a light touch. However, only a boat's response is predictable.
Both boats and women like to show their superstructures to best advantage. Boats, however, never complain that they have nothing to wear.
Boats never need another pair of shoes.
Boats don't give you the cold shoulder after you have not called or visited for a while.
Boats never complain that you don't talk to them.
You never have to bring a boat gifts of flowers, chocolates or jewelry.
You don't need to romance your boat before she'll let you spend the night.
A boat never gets jealous.
You can always tell a boat about other boats that you have sailed.
Boats never flirt and never play hard to get.
Boats never ask if their stern is too wide or if their rigging is sagging.
Before a boat changes hands, the current owner encourages all serious potential prospects to take her for a spin and try her out.
Boats respond well if you tie them up for the night.
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OK, Im probably already in trouble because of the title, but here goes!
Boats never have a curfew.
Boats never break a date.
Boats never have a headache.
Boats are appropriately greeted with a whistle.
Boats never care if you arrive with buddies and choose to spend the evening playing cards.
Boats, like women, are best maneuvered with a light touch. However, only a boat's response is predictable.
Both boats and women like to show their superstructures to best advantage. Boats, however, never complain that they have nothing to wear.
Boats never need another pair of shoes.
Boats don't give you the cold shoulder after you have not called or visited for a while.
Boats never complain that you don't talk to them.
You never have to bring a boat gifts of flowers, chocolates or jewelry.
You don't need to romance your boat before she'll let you spend the night.
A boat never gets jealous.
You can always tell a boat about other boats that you have sailed.
Boats never flirt and never play hard to get.
Boats never ask if their stern is too wide or if their rigging is sagging.
Before a boat changes hands, the current owner encourages all serious potential prospects to take her for a spin and try her out.
Boats respond well if you tie them up for the night.
