I'm feeling your pain Bob.
I'm doing a little bit of the gardening around the house. Started out with my dog barking over the fence at my new neighbor, which actually wasn't my new neighbor, but a huge black bear about five feet away from me. Then my chainsaw wouldn't start at all due to a broken fuel tank nipple. And now a just broke the shear pin in my PTO winch on the Land Cruiser. Now I remember why I hate gardening. I think I'm going to take the winch cable off, go down to the boat and drink beer. But not touch anything.