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05-25-2019, 09:32 AM
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City: Jacksonville Beach, FL
Join Date: May 2015
Posts: 1,252
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My daughter and I were walking down the dock and made room for an approaching gent obviously bound for another yacht. As we drew abreast, I nodded and said, "Howdy." He replied in kind. I guess I'm typically a little more formal when greeting strangers, but hey, it's the marina and the guy was, as I say, obviously a fellow boater. Anyway, as we walked along, my daughter turned to me with amusement and asked, "Did you just say 'Howdy' to that man?" "Yep," I replied. "He seemed like a Howdy Doody."
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05-25-2019, 11:20 AM
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Guru
City: Miami River
Vessel Name: Gotcha
Vessel Model: Grand Banks. Heritage. 54
Join Date: Aug 2016
Posts: 2,988
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I love to approach the guy in his all white uniform with his hat that says “captain “, I will ask if he knows where the captain is. Yeah I’m an *******.
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05-25-2019, 11:53 AM
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Guru
City: Aventura FL
Vessel Name: Kinja
Vessel Model: American Tug 34 #116 2008
Join Date: Oct 2017
Posts: 10,595
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FF
Our boat looks like a commercial vessel,
so neither the rag baggers or marine motorists give us a glance.
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Hmmmm, commercial vessel? Rum runner, small arms smuggling, bringing in illegals?
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Two days out the hospital after a week in the hospital because of a significant heart attack.
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05-25-2019, 11:57 AM
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Guru
City: Stuart FL
Vessel Name: Lucky Lucky
Vessel Model: Pacific Mariner 65
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 2,760
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True story. I had an employee that insisted on answering the main company phone line by saying Ahoy. She would not stop doing it. I had to fire her. She wouldn’t leave. Finally had to be removed by the police. Honest true story.
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Howard
Lucky Lucky
Stuart, FL
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05-25-2019, 12:10 PM
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#25
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Guru
City: Miami River
Vessel Name: Gotcha
Vessel Model: Grand Banks. Heritage. 54
Join Date: Aug 2016
Posts: 2,988
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Can’t wait to hear that story next time we are together, perhaps Ft Pierce in February.
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05-25-2019, 01:00 PM
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Guru
City: Stuart FL
Vessel Name: Lucky Lucky
Vessel Model: Pacific Mariner 65
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 2,760
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For sure.
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Howard
Lucky Lucky
Stuart, FL
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05-25-2019, 02:06 PM
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Guru
City: Concrete Washington State
Vessel Name: Willy
Vessel Model: Willard Nomad 30'
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 18,743
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I don’t think “skipper” has even been mentioned.
I usually call other boaters Skipper.
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North Western Washington State USA
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05-25-2019, 02:36 PM
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Guru
City: Miami River
Vessel Name: Gotcha
Vessel Model: Grand Banks. Heritage. 54
Join Date: Aug 2016
Posts: 2,988
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OK. I propose a new contest for the Ft Pierce gathering. The most humorous story as voted by those attending will be awarded a prize.
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05-25-2019, 04:43 PM
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Guru
City: Fort Lauderdale. Florida, USA
Join Date: Jan 2014
Posts: 21,449
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Quote:
Originally Posted by hmason
True story. I had an employee that insisted on answering the main company phone line by saying Ahoy. She would not stop doing it. I had to fire her. She wouldn’t leave. Finally had to be removed by the police. Honest true story.
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Over the years, I've encountered so much but twice have encountered people who didn't understand they'd been fired.
Once was a young HR guy who blocked light coming through a doorway when he stood in it as he was 6'7" and built like a football player. He sat and nicely spoke to the employee. It went, "John, you know you've been spoken to and warned about this before?" "Yes, sir." "And you know I warned you what would happen if you did it again?" "Yes, sir." "So, John, you've left me with no choice but to terminate you." "Yes, sir." "Do you have any questions?" "No, sir. Can I go back to work now?" "John, I just terminated you." "I understand but can I go back to work now?" "John, I just fired you." "Oh" as a look of revelation and shock came over him.
The young HR manager learned not to use fancy words like "terminate" any more.
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05-25-2019, 05:29 PM
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#30
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Veteran Member
City: Echo Bay
Vessel Name: The Lady "K"
Vessel Model: Custom Steel Trawler 48'
Join Date: Feb 2012
Posts: 46
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GFC
My signals are a bit different and based more on visual appeal than the direction either of us is walking.
If they look like this, I will nod, say hello and move on...
If they look like this, I'll nod say hello, ask if I can help them with directions, etc....
If they look like this I'll give them my card. A guy can never have too many deck hands....
If they look like this I'd say "Honey, you look as great as the day I married you!"
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I love it!
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05-25-2019, 05:57 PM
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#31
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Guru
City: Jacksonville
Vessel Name: SONAS
Vessel Model: Grand Alaskan 53
Join Date: May 2014
Posts: 7,235
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When they are anchored it is much easier, we just dinghy past the cockpit, say hello, ask a simple question like "are you guys arriving or going?" Or "very nice Sabre, what year..." Or "you guys do OK in the storm last night," and then the conversation goes from there. If they see you coming and dive into the salon, then you know they don't want to chat!
It is still very easy in a transient marina - say in the Bahamas. Plenty of opening lines, same as above.
In a US marina, it's a bit tougher. But I have to admit i am a bit of a chatter on the docks and have no problems starting and continuing a conversation - I think the key is making it about them and their boat and only offering things about you and yours when they ask.
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05-25-2019, 09:34 PM
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#32
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Senior Member
City: Solomons MD.
Vessel Name: Sun Runner
Vessel Model: 1985 Mainship 34 Trawler MK III
Join Date: Mar 2018
Posts: 488
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At the dock I've always found a "Hi neighbor" with a smile and wave to be well accepted.
Mainly because I can't remember names. CRS syndrome.
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05-25-2019, 11:01 PM
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#33
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Guru
City: Fort Lauderdale. Florida, USA
Join Date: Jan 2014
Posts: 21,449
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Wifey B: Is there a need for something unique other than just normal greetings? I just thought "Hello" worked fine.
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05-26-2019, 07:57 AM
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#34
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Guru
City: Miami River
Vessel Name: Gotcha
Vessel Model: Grand Banks. Heritage. 54
Join Date: Aug 2016
Posts: 2,988
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WhifeyB. Are you kidding. Just “hello”? Do you want to be thought of as brunch normal? Shame, girl.
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05-26-2019, 01:14 PM
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#35
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Guru
City: Qualicum Beach, Vancouver Island
Vessel Name: Capricorn
Vessel Model: Mariner 30 - Sedan Cruiser 1969
Join Date: Feb 2019
Posts: 2,019
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I have found this works well and is guaranteed to start a conversation:
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05-26-2019, 01:16 PM
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#36
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Guru
City: St Augustine,Fl
Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 3,798
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigsfish
WhifeyB. Are you kidding. Just “hello”? Do you want to be thought of as brunch normal? Shame, girl.
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Lol, your cracking me up Irv!
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Jack ...Chicken of the sea! Been offshore 3 miles once
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05-26-2019, 04:05 PM
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#37
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Guru
City: Miami River
Vessel Name: Gotcha
Vessel Model: Grand Banks. Heritage. 54
Join Date: Aug 2016
Posts: 2,988
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Jack/Steve
Your too easy, but we all knew that for the past few years. Thanks, I think.
Can’t waitfor February.
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05-26-2019, 04:11 PM
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#38
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Guru
City: Kitimat, North Coast BC
Vessel Name: Badger
Vessel Model: 30' Sundowner Tug
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 5,946
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I usually say wipe my forearm under my nose, say " Arrrrrrrrrr" and spit a big gob of snot into the water.
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05-26-2019, 05:15 PM
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#39
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Guru
City: Stuart FL
Vessel Name: Lucky Lucky
Vessel Model: Pacific Mariner 65
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 2,760
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Hey Irv, Have my prize waiting. New shoes would be good.
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Howard
Lucky Lucky
Stuart, FL
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05-26-2019, 06:50 PM
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#40
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Guru
City: Tacoma, WA & Ashland, OR
Vessel Name: boatless, ex: Seeadler
Vessel Model: RAWSON 41
Join Date: Jun 2016
Posts: 2,234
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bigsfish
I love to approach the guy in his all white uniform with his hat that says “captain “, I will ask if he knows where the captain is. Yeah I’m an *******.
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Robert Benchley is reputed to have acosted a uniformed man as he exited a New York restaurant: "Say, my man, call me a cab."
The other fellow assuming an imperious pose replied, "I'll have you know i am an admiral in the United States Navy."
Benchley then asked him to call him a battleship.
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