Originally Posted by Pau Hana
...and the problem with that is.......
*the local "aliens" are friendly and will enjoy a beer with you
No we won't. If we see you out in a boat we'll wake your ass with the biggest Bayliner we can find--- twice---, aim the meanest Orca son-of-a-bitch in J-pod at you with orders to bite holes in your hull, crank up Mt. St. Helens to dump a ton of ash on you as you begin to succumb to hypothermia in the water after your boat sinks, and then after we pull you out suggest as politely as we can muster that you go back where you came from. And since you will most likely be unable to find the nearest border through the driving rain we will be all helpful-like and lead you to it.
The other two items in Pau Hana's list are correct.