"am not impressed with Steve D'Antonios 20 years of experience"
I guess I have over 52 years experience.* Hell, I've been messing around with things that float ever since my mom threw a bar of Ivory into my bath water at the age of -1!* That still doesn't mean I know sh*t about boats.
That's why I love this site.* Brand X can come over here and everyone still knows we have the best damn product.* Besides, we have always had the best*warranty in the industry.
"Satisfaction Guaranteed! Or, DOUBLE your money back!"
Wait, hold that last statement.* I might have to run this by legal.* Elmore?* Did you get that?