He Would Get The Darwin Award Except...

[menzies]

He didn't die!

Florida man bitten after jumping into pit at St. Augustine Alligator Farm

 

[Andy G]

I will raise you your Alligator with myCroc.

https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=i&...aw38Mfupgx0e8n3p2u7_Dq7E&ust=1541630694431496 .

 

[menzies]

I will raise you your Alligator with myCroc.

'cept... here is a pic I took the last time I visited the farm!!

 

[HopCar]

The trick to playing with either gators or crocks is don’t do it alone. Take a slow friend with you.

 

[dwhatty]

Another Carl Hiaasen moment!

 

[LaBomba]

OMG, Is there a possibility that alcohol was involved

 

[GFC]

OMG, Is there a possibility that alcohol was involved

What? Are you suggesting the crocodile was drunk?

 

[HopCar]

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What? Are you suggesting the crocodile was drunk?

Crocodiles are notorious drinkers. Where do you think the term “Crocked” comes from?

 

[jimisbell]

The alligator being drunk might explain how the guy got away realitively unscathed........

 

[FlyWright]

The trick to playing with either gators or crocks is don’t do it alone. Take a slow friend with you.

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Crocodiles are notorious drinkers. Where do you think the term “Crocked” comes from?

Hey, Whattayadoin' next week, Parks?

 

[HopCar]

Al, you’re too fast. I won’t go play with gators with you.